Anonymous asked: You could suck a golf ball through a garden hose you whore.
Think what you want about me. I know that’s not true. You have this warped idea of me through countless rumors you’ve heard from third party members. Sucking a golfball through a garden hose is probably physically impossible, anyways, and as aforementioned in a few of some other anon messages, I’ve shown my stance on matters such as sucking anything. I’m not bothered by you, so goodbye, ruthless anon.
