A Public Service Announcement
Never watch The Brave Little Toaster. The VHS box says it’s all fun for kids and a heartwarming adventure BUT NO IT’S REALLY NOT.
It is horrifying and quite scary. In all honesty, it’s just really fucked up.
Aidan put it nicely: “Yeah, it’s a really good movie for kids. Who wouldn’t want to watch a demonic clown kill a toaster, or the lamp willingly get struck by lightning to save the car battery, or some household appliances get ripped apart by some crazy parts guy, or the toaster THROWING himself TO HIS OWN DEATH to get wedged in between some gears to save their master, WHO WAS GOING TO GET CRUSHED by the impounder. Yeah. Heartwarming adventure, all right.”
To be fair, I completely paraphrased that.
